I wish I could help you out with the transcript. My French is good enough to understand what's being said, but not enough to transcribe the actual words and in some cases, I can't quite even figure out the original French phrases. Unfortunately, the subtitles only translate the English version, as opposed to captioning the French version. You might be able to ask around and see if there are any French fans willing to help out. Let me know if you find anyone!

I'm glad you found my ramblings interesting! :-D