Aww, great premise. Sherlock is just so adorable here.

Sherlock had come out of it with a cut on his forehead. It wasn't even a big cut.

Hahaha, I love how petulant Lestrade sounds here in his narration.

“By the time this is over, I will completely have forgotten about it,” Sherlock assured him. “It's extremely boring. I have no plans to remember it.”

…You know, sometimes I just love Sherlock so much that I don’t know what to do with myself. This line is fabulous. I also adore the verb you use with Sherlock, “assuring” Lestrade that his phobia is boring, lol. *hugs him*