I know!!! I have the first HP book sitting dejectedly on a bookshelf, but I'm honestly afraid of diving into such a big fandom at this point. In any case, I can mostly pretty much figure out what I'm looking at here through conjecture, so I think I'm okay.

And hee! Your answers are really cool. I'm just picturing a peacock!Bob screaming as he chases around St. Bernard!Harry, demanding Harry's stupid human-to-animal transformation spell be reversed immediately!! For Bob cannot live covered in feathers! HE'S ALLERGIC, FOR GOD'S SAKE. AND IT ITCHES!

And wow, the boggarts are striking. Well chosen, you. :)