Any openings?

[awanderingbard]

I think my Fictional Job should be inventing children for fictional characters who don't need children. I could do it on the side of my other fictional job: Head Character Namer. Between the two of these, I should be able to buy a nice fictional house.

Comments

[ericadawn16.livejournal.com]

Yes, I also want to be fictional baby maker. It feels like I'm always knocking someone up in my stories yet I have absolutely no interest in having one in real life.

I'm also good at other fictional means of baby making like characters finding out they're secretly related and orphaned children who need a home.