Tony: Hey, look. Ballpoint pen. See, I can click it and it comes out. And click again, in. See? In, out. You're impressed. I can see it on your face. You find this impressive.

Haha!

Steve: But how do you refill when it's empty?
Tony: It costs, like, ten cents, throw it out, get a new one. Besides, it never gets empty. You lose it before then. It goes to same place where one sock in a pair goes when you put it in the dryer.
Steve: The dryer?
Tony: *big grin* Come on, Ice Cube, we're going to the laundry room. Bring your unmentionables. This is going to be epic.