This is why I don't drink much. I'd either be Jane, or (perhaps more likely), I'd be a maudlin drunk.

I've never been drunk (I don't like the taste of alcohol enough to even get anything more than a bit of ice wine down) but I imagine I'd be either a very affectionate drunk or a very anxious drunk.


It's fun seeing everyone having a good time and not blowing stuff up.

That was Tony's checklist for the party: Everyone has a good time, nothing blows up. :-D

Thanks for commenting!

Edited: For some odd grammar. I'm not drunk, I just look that way.