ext_24232 ([identity profile] awanderingbard.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] awanderingbard 2016-02-25 04:12 am (UTC)

Which..again, kind of sweet but they are not nice people.

And again, still a better relationship than gets portrayed in a lot of media.

You don't text and check your phone when on a date, you silence them when in movies and in meetings, etc.

There had to be a few meetings at SHIELD when Cap's phone went off, and he got redder and redder as he muttered about putting it on silent and do not disturb, and he's so sorry for being unprofessional, and very interested in what you have to say, and why does he even carry this thing, he got along fine without it befo--

Steve: Okay! Got it. Right. So...um, yeah, mission. Let's plan that.

Speaking of things Cap had to learn, there was a comment I read once about how at the end of the Avengers, nobody attempts CPR on Tony because Steve doesn't know it's been invented, Thor probably isn't familiar with it, and the Hulk is the Hulk. And it made me want to write a fic where Fury makes Steve and Thor take a First Aid class.

Teacher: Right, so you come across a person who isn't breathing. What's the first thing you do?
Steve: Uh, apply pressure to the abdomen and raise their feet above their head. And rub their chest.
Thor: Summon a healer to administer the Elixir of Life.
Teacher: Well, those are certainly options...

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