Oh, this is exactly what I wanted! Thank you so much! ::bounces::

I laughed all the way through this, but this line especially got me:

“So, you want me to stop trying to get into your pants and start trying to get into your pants?” Jack asked, politely.

I think it was the "politely." And he's never passing the salt again, I adore that, too. Seriously, exactly what I wanted, and just in time to stop me feeling sorry for myself because I'm all virus-y.