Murphy got me a present. Murphy kissed me. Murphy likes me.
Ahaha!!! made me laugh :) and awwwww, he repeats it. that's just ... :D

You haven't bought things since they bartered with livestock. There's been inflation since then
*snork*

and AHAHA the necklace story killed me.

I like Harry's planning to get shot in the leg next time. I think it's a good plan, really. But he'd really have to work on the execution. (possibly not the best word there)

love it. totally worth sticking around on the incredibly slow internets for reading. ;)