1. What's the most interesting thing you've seen in all the years you've been in existence? Bob: When I was alive, the only transportation available was a horse or ass or, of course, one's feet. Since my death there have been many advancements, but the most awe-inspiring for me was the first vehicle to land on the moon. I had never even dreamed of such a feat and now it is almost common place.
2. If and when you become corporeal, what would be the very first thing you do? Bob: Give Harry a very sound slap on the head to make up for all the times I wish I could and was unable to do so. I suppose I should like to eat, as well. Perhaps something with chocolate in it. I understand it's quite good.
3. Why the ascot? Bob: Just because mankind has decided to go back to barbarian clothing does not mean that I need follow, child. I still take pride in my appearance, even if others do not. An ascot is dignified. It served me well from the late 18th century right up to the 1960's. It make yet make a return.
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Bob: When I was alive, the only transportation available was a horse or ass or, of course, one's feet. Since my death there have been many advancements, but the most awe-inspiring for me was the first vehicle to land on the moon. I had never even dreamed of such a feat and now it is almost common place.
2. If and when you become corporeal, what would be the very first thing you do?
Bob: Give Harry a very sound slap on the head to make up for all the times I wish I could and was unable to do so. I suppose I should like to eat, as well. Perhaps something with chocolate in it. I understand it's quite good.
3. Why the ascot?
Bob: Just because mankind has decided to go back to barbarian clothing does not mean that I need follow, child. I still take pride in my appearance, even if others do not. An ascot is dignified. It served me well from the late 18th century right up to the 1960's. It make yet make a return.