Oooh, I hadn't thought of Hamburger Helper...that might work.

If it makes you feel any better, the wait in the ER here isn't any less due to the Health Cards. Unless you're dying, you're in for quite a long wait. When I was having gallbladder attacks, I went to the ER around six or so at night and didn't get admitted until two or three in the morning - at a different hospital than the one I started out at.

Thanks for the answers!