"It was written very clearly on the piece of paper, Jarvis," Tony Stark said, shoving an uncrumpled post-it at the computer screen.

"I beg to differ, sir," Jarvis' snooty tone replied. "In fact, it was not clear at all. My scanning function approximated the illegible writing to the most likely word. I have corrected the order."

"Yes, that's great," Tony said. "But there's still one problem." He pointed to a large stack of boxes behind him. "What the Hell am I supposed to do with 300 lbs of brie?"