Winnie's a safe driver in the sense she manages to obey all the traffic light laws but goes way over the speed limit. So...'safe.'
Now I'm picturing some sort of road trip, with Winnie driving and JJ managing Stark Maps in the front seat to direct her, while Elliot and Tess sit white-knuckled in the back.
JJ: Okay, so we want to take the next turn--oh, no, sorry this turn. Sorry! Winnie: No problem. *handbrake turn around the corner* Tess: Fucking fuck! Can we stay on all four wheels, please? Elliot: Maybe JJ should take a turn driving? Tess: Not if you don't want to stop for every animal you see in case it's hurt or lost. And come home with at least four in your lap. We'd get there in time to come home. JJ: Oh, maybe it was the next turn... Winnie: *preparation for epic handbrake reversal* JJ: Nope! It's this one. Take a left up ahead. Winnie: *whooosh* Elliot: But we'd get there. That might be the most important thing. JJ: Is that a dog in that field? Winnie: *whooosh*
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Now I'm picturing some sort of road trip, with Winnie driving and JJ managing Stark Maps in the front seat to direct her, while Elliot and Tess sit white-knuckled in the back.
JJ: Okay, so we want to take the next turn--oh, no, sorry this turn. Sorry!
Winnie: No problem. *handbrake turn around the corner*
Tess: Fucking fuck! Can we stay on all four wheels, please?
Elliot: Maybe JJ should take a turn driving?
Tess: Not if you don't want to stop for every animal you see in case it's hurt or lost. And come home with at least four in your lap. We'd get there in time to come home.
JJ: Oh, maybe it was the next turn...
Winnie: *preparation for epic handbrake reversal*
JJ: Nope! It's this one. Take a left up ahead.
Winnie: *whooosh*
Elliot: But we'd get there. That might be the most important thing.
JJ: Is that a dog in that field?
Winnie: *whooosh*