What's the code for missing wi fi?

I have made it safely to the cottage, but the wi fi is extremely dodgy this year. I only have one bar on my ancient Netbook that I brought solely for writing purposes. Neither of the iPads have been able to connect so far. It's been so long since I've used the Netbook that I keep trying to touch the screen to make it go.

Mum: *very concerned* Will you be okay without the Internet?

So, I may be more absent than previously expected, although the people we rent from, who live next door, said they were having trouble as well, so it may be temporary.

In any case, Captain Ascii has taken up chipmunk patrol, so we are well protected, and the weather is lovely and cool so far. I think I'll survive.

Have a great week, everyone!