Oliver, no!

My laptop, the brand new one, started behaving like the old one did before my father suggested I just buy a new one (a legitimate thought, that one was old and sucky anyway). I woke up to Windows informing me it needed to update, and I naively agreed, and when it restarted, every time I opened an Internet browser, it BSOD'd me. This is exactly what happened to my old laptop, and in neither case can I figure out what the hell is going on. I have never had this happen in my entire twenty some years of being a computering girl, and I started when I was four. Now it's happened twice on two different laptops within a month. Rolling back to a restore point has not helped, and I cannot get anything useful on the Internet, and my brother said he would come over around 3:30 and it is now six and he is not here, nor answering his phone. So, I have decided to reinstall Windows and see if that helps. I haven't owned the laptop for long, and almost all my important stuff is still on my thumb drive from moving it over, so it seemed like the best option. I hope it helps, as I am very stumped.

On the upside, I now I have a fic bunny of a tech support!Q nature. But I can't write it, because my laptop is stupid!

This has been a hissy fit, thank you for listening.