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Me: Well, I need to name this dog in this story.
My brain: That should be easy.
Me: *thinks*
My brain: *thinks*
Me: *Googles.*
*Googles more.*
*Googles more, and starts translating into other languages.*
*Breaks out hardcore naming materials*
*Gets distracted by Icelandic sheepdog's historical names based on fur patterns*
*Remembers dog in story is a Golden Lab, and doesn't have fur patterns*
*Learns about wildflowers.*
*Googles for two hours.
My brain:...how about Goldie?
Me: *sighs*