Phew...

[awanderingbard]

We are trying to ream out the basement a little this week. Last night was the Great Yarn Purge, and tonight was Photo Night. Two hours of photo sorting is hard work. I am sweaty and my back is sore. But I have learned that my vision of Abby Watson is basically my own self at her age. I do not know what that says about me in a psychological way.

Something that has been amusing me of late is that the FF.net review notifications screen for swearing, so my recent Thor story keeps giving me reviews complimenting me on my F*****/Loki dynamic. Which always makes me very nervous for a moment, until I realize they aren't swearing at me, it just doesn't like the word 'Frigga'. I have this idea of Thor being very upset that his e-mails about his mother keep being screened by JARVIS' filter at Stark Tower, or something.

Thor: I wish to notify my comrades of my mother's death, machine. Why do you dishonour her name? *smash*

Comments

[joonscribble.livejournal.com]

Thor knows how to work email? Who was the poor soul who had to teach him?

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing it fell to Pepper or Tash. They probably have the patience for it. He and Steve probably took lessons together.

[joonscribble.livejournal.com]

I imagine Thor and Steve would struggle more with texting and autocorrecting.

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

Thor:This small device deems my words incorrect! It seeks to change them without my consent.
Steve: *hunting and pecking* O-K. I W-I-L-L B-E T-H-E-R-E....T-H-E-R-E....There! Not Thoreau. It doesn't even look like Thoreau.

[joonscribble.livejournal.com]

You know Tony regularly puts up those texts on AutocorrectFail.com.

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

I like to think he also told Steve that Twitter was a search engine, so now there's just this long list of things Steve tried to Google because he didn't understand them.

@capsicle
Hula hoops

@capsicle
Tony the tiger

@capsicle
cowabunga

@capsicle
MILF

@capsicle
tater tots

[joonscribble.livejournal.com]

Oh, Tony. I love your devious mind so much even though this is SO CRUEL.

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

This is why Tony and Sherlock should never, ever meet. The world could not tale that much bastard genius in one room.

[joonscribble.livejournal.com]

Those two would loathe each other. Perhaps all the bastard genius will just be concentrated on each other.

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

Yes, there would definitely come a point when they couldn't out-genius one another that they would just start going for the throat in hopes of winning by making the other look like an idiot in some other way.

And John and Jarvis would just be face/code-palming in the background.