Why yes, it is another meme...

[awanderingbard]

Stolen from donutsweeper.

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them.Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oooh, Jack Harkness and Karrin Murphy (tv or book version)

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

As soon as I read that, they both started talking in my head. lol.

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

Second
Being a dialogue between Karrin Murphy and Jack Harkness

"You don't have to be embarrassed, Lieutenant."
"I am not embarrassed."
"You're blushing. Here, take my coat."
"I am not blushing. Thank you."
"Your cheeks are red."
"I just ran ten blocks in my underwear in the middle of winter, Harkness. I'm pink with exertion."
"I didn't mean those cheeks."
"I will shoot you right in the head."
"Yes, ma'am."
"Don't give me that charming smile of yours."
"No, ma'am."
"You're still under arrest. And you owe me a new pair of pants."
"You do understand why it was necessary for them come off?"
"You are not the first man to talk my pants off in the middle of a shoot-out, Harkness."
"...I'm not?"

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

OMG, it's GREAT! And PERFECT!! "...I'm not?" Take THAT Jack! :)

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm glad you like it. Murphy seems like one of the few pepople in the world(s) that might be immune to Jack's charms. Or at least, make him work a little harder to get in her pants. ;-)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

The two ghost Bobs, please? Hrothbert and Fraser Sr, I mean.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

lol, that you have to specify!!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Heh! For all I know, there might be more!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

well there is tv Bob and book Bob for Dresden Files...

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

Right-O. Oh the conversations those two could have. ;-)

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

Waiting
Being a dialogue between Bob Fraser and Hrothbert of Bainbridge

"That was in '62...or '63..."
"Yes."
"Then Buck Frobisher and I went on the trail of those moose. Tracked them for three days, ate nothing but snow. This was before all this pollution nonsense. Snow was snow."
"Quite."
"Ended up at Double Arrow gulch. Buck took one arrow and I took the other. Didn't see him for a week. Nearly mistook him for the Abominable Snowman, his beard was so thick. Neither of us had...what was his name?"
"Deringer."
"Right. So we had to double back and he'd taken the-"
"Was that the door?"
"Hmmm?"
"Never mind. Perhaps it was merely my brain snapping into pieces. Please, continue."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Bwahaha! That's fantastic. Oh, poor Bob. Trapped by the other ghost Bob in a reminiscing mood. Hope either Fraser or Harry rescues him soon!

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

Ama and I were talking about how Bob and Bob had to end up hanging out together in my DS/DF crossover. I figured Fraser Sr. would be happy to talk to someone else who could see him, since Ben tends to tune him out a lot of the time.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

lol! Poor Hrothbert!

[joonscribble.livejournal.com]

Tv!Bob and Jayne

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

Deep Conversations
Being a dialogue between Jayne Cobb and Hrothbert of Bainbridge

"An' if I shot it?"
"No."
"Even with Vera?"
"No."
"Hammer?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because, Mr. Cobb, there are spells protecting it. I cannot be burnt, bludgeoned, shot, melted, thrown against a wall, frozen, digested, stepped on, collapsed due to pressure, drilled into or destroyed in any fashion barring an apocalypse."
"What f'I just tossed ya out the airlock?"
"I would be very put out."
"Would ya break?"
"No."
"What f'we landed Serenity right on ya?"
"That would take quite a lot of accuracy on the pilot's part."
"Crazy girl flies pretty good."
"Then I imagine the skull would simply sink into the earth."
"What f'ya was on concrete?"
"Fine, yes, Mr. Cob. Then it would break."
"Shiny."

[joonscribble.livejournal.com]

HAHA! This is great! I love Jayne's single-minded, "I will figure out a way to smash it good" and Bob's eventual, "Yes, FINE. Just...stop talking" attitude.

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

I don't think Bob would have much patience for Jayne. I could see him and Book getting along, but Jayne wouldn't be very intellectually stimulating. ;-)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

I cannot be burnt, bludgeoned, shot, melted, thrown against a wall, frozen, digested, stepped on, collapsed due to pressure, drilled into or destroyed in any fashion barring an apocalypse.

LOL! Nice try there, Bob, but Jayne is pretty creative and single-minded when it comes to destruction. Like joonscribble said, I love that Bob just finally agrees with him to shut him up.

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

lol. I was trying to decide what the heck Jayne and Bob would talk about and I figured Jayne would immediately try to figure out how to kill the unkillable ghost.