Memeage (now with new and improved memeage action)

[awanderingbard]

Two Memes, both stolen from a random person's journal (yeah, that's right, I cruise random journals. Watch out, random people, you could be next!).

Top Five Meme:


You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section. (examples: "Five Names Harry Considered for His First Son," or "Five Moments Fraser Would Like to Have Back," or "Five Reasons Jayne Likes Blood"). Then I'll post the answers to your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Serious or fun!

Feel free to ask for a couple if you are so inclined.



Album Meme:



1. Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
2. Click random article again; that is your album name.
3. Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.


Band Name: York
Album Name: Heimann Joseph Michael

Track Listing:
1. Käthe Köhler
2. ET1
3. Purbalingga Regency
4. Honkytonk Sue
5. Electronic Staff Record
6. Angelo Galea
7. 2000 FIA GT Championship season
8. Rhapis excelsa
9. Order of the Military Cross
10. Atlantic hurricane reanalysis
11. Ten Mile Point
12. Westlake Girls High School
13. Simon Parke
14. 2000 in Nigeria
15. Os contrabandista

Comments

[joonscribble.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...okay!

1) Top Five Ways Bob Is Made Corporeal.

2) Top Five Things Harry Visited After Leaving His Uncle's.

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

Five Ways Bob Is Made Corporeal.
1. Harry finds a way to do his Uncle's spell without the human sacrifice part

2. Bob manages to do something so unbelievably good that the Council is forced to forgive him (and possibly the Catholics make him a saint, because that's the scale it will have to be on)

3. Harry earns a favour from someone with friends in high places

4. Bob gets to make a wish

5. Winnifred manages to make her way back to this side and plead his case.

Five Things Harry Visited After Leaving His Uncle's.
(assuming you mean 'places' by things and not...like, 'things' things. You know, more like landmarks than objects.)

1. His parents' graves.
2. The Blarney Stone (it never hurts to get a little good luck)
3. The area where Bob grew-up (or what was left of it. He didn't tell Bob about the mini-mall that was built)
4. The Pyramids (that Eqyptian curse thing was a bummer, though)
5. Faerie (completely by necessity, turns out monks get really mad when you accidentally set their temples on fire)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Five identities Shepherd Book has had? (Or jobs, or...you get the idea.)

Five reasons Fraser stayed in Chicago?

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

Five Jobs Shepherd Book Has Had
1. Gardener (he grows a mean tomato)
2. Hairdresser (you don't think the fro just happens, do you?)
3. Ninja (because he was)
4. Jazz Musician (or whatever constitutes Jazz in the 'verse)
5. Shepherd (of the religious variety, he really is one. He just hasn't always been one)

Five Reasons Fraser Stayed In Chicago
1. His Russian is a bit rusty
2. Diefenbaker likes the pizza
3. Sometimes it's hard being Bob Fraser's son, in Chicago he's just Fraser
4. He can catch criminals there, not just wayward moose
5. He's never had a best-friend like Ray before

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Book totally was a gardening, hairdressing, ninja jazz musician shepherd. *nods* I believe it. And two or three other things besides.

Hee at #1 for Fraser! And aww at the last one. Those are all true, too!

[tigerkat24.livejournal.com]

1) Five Reasons Jayne Likes Girls.

2) Five Reasons Harry Likes Murphy.

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

Five Reasons Jayne Likes Girls
1. They're purdy.
2. Boobs.
3. They don't smell bad.
4. Boobs.
5. They like Jayne (the good'ns, anyways).

Five Reasons Harry Likes Murphy
1. She would, and has, risk(ed) her life and job to help him out.
2. She can fit in his pocket and is thus adorable portable. (don't tell her he said that)
3. She smells nice. (don't tell her that, either)
4. She trusts him.
5. She's Murphy. You don't need anymore than that.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

the 5 times Bob was embarrassed by how much he cared

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

5 Times Bob Was Embarrassed by How Much He Cared
(assuming you mean Bob the ghost from Dresden Files)

1. Upon the death of his first owner
2. When Harry left home
3. When Harry was on trial for Justin's death
4. While he waited at home when Harry's first child was being born
5. And his second child.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

(that's who I meant, odd that even if I said ghost Bob I'd still have had to qualify it with a fandom)

aww for #4 and #5

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Absolutely yes to all of those.